The DMV Dance Continues

It hasn’t even been a year since I managed to navigate the DMV gauntlet and yet, sigh, here I find myself again. My car’s registration has already expired, due to the fact that the original registration, despite not being finalized for nine months, was originally filed in January.

Normally, the DMV sends a reminder but it seems, big surprise, they forget to send one to me. Without the reminder, I don’t have the special registration identification number (RIN) I need to be able to renew my registration online or over the phone. Today, I decided to give them a call to see if I could either renew my registration without the number, or if I could get them to provide me with my RIN.

Holy cow. Talk about Brazil coming to life.

The telephone system was completely useless. Now, this is hardly surprising – all of these systems are useless for answering all but the most braindead questions. I punched through to the operator line, only to have to sit through a 30-second description of what I needed to have ready (driver’s license, license plate number), a notice that the call might be monitored, and a warning that if I gave false information, the DMV would press criminal charges. Alright, already, gimme an operator!

And then it told me there were no operators available, and suggested that my problem would probably be better served by the automated menu of snappy answers to stupid questions that I had already traversed to arrive at this point. Argh.

Not satisfied, I hit “0” and tried again. This time (after going through the 30-second warning message again) I got transferred into an actual holding queue (with hold music and everything!). And after twenty seconds, a woman’s voice came on:

“Thank you for holding. You are so important to us. Please stay on the line and then next technician will assist you. Please ask for the technician’s ID number. Thank you for allowing us to serve you and have a wonderful day.”

And then it hung up.

No, I’m not kidding…the DMV apparently considers me so important, it is not worthy of speaking to me at all.

Thinking it was a fluke, I tried yet again. And I failed yet again.

What the hell are these people smoking? I mean, how does this solve any problem for the DMV? It wastes its “customers'” time, DMV resources, and doesn’t help them get their job done any faster. No wonder people are driving around with expired registrations from four years ago on their out-of-state license plates.

Kiss Me, I’m Irish

A couple months ago, I started down the long road to obtaining my Irish citizenship. Well, longish road. Actually, in retrospect, the road was pretty short, though marred by some ludicrously bureaucratic procedures. For those who don’t know, Ashley has her Irish citizenship and hence I was able to obtain it by making an application for post-nuptial citizenship. Lucky me, too, given that this route to Irish citizenship will cease to exist at the close of November 2005.

In a weird way, this is a return to roots. I believe my mother’s side of the family is originally from County Cork, though they’re from Scotland more recently. What goes around comes around, I guess.

What does this mean for me going forward? Well, for one thing, I now have the right to live and work in the 25 EU member states. Add that to being a Canadian engineer (which, through NAFTA, allows me to easily work in the US and Mexico), and it adds up to a pretty interesting map of places I can work with little or no hassle (image built using the World66 map tool):

Hmm. Maybe that’s not quite as impressive as I thought it would be. Then again, it’s not too shabby either. If I could regain my Australian citizenship it would be augmented a little more, but unfortunately I fail the residency requirements necessary to resume the citizenship I lost when I became Canadian (I was born in Australia, but at the time I became a Canadian, Australia didn’t allow multiple citizenships).

What I’d be really interested in know is how prevalent multiple citizenships are these days (and I’m not the only one interested in the topic apparently). It appears that more countries are allowing multiple citizenships – I know that the UN is starting to recommend that census organizations start to gather data to study the trend. Imagine the ramifications of a world in which not only do information workers have the skills required to allow them to easily find work anywhere, but also have the work authorizations to eliminate the last remaining barrier that would prevent an employer from hiring them. Interesting? Yes? Scary? Undoubtedly.

I predict we will see citizenships become a new asset class, one which is exempt from the usual inheritance taxes, but may ultimately bestow more value in the long term. I mean, just look at Ashley and I – if we spent a year in Australia, we would be up to four citizenships between us! Imagine the opportunities our kids will have because of that freedom. Then again, perhaps countries will have ceased to matter long before our kids even have need of this asset. Perhaps the dream of telecommuting will have come true already, or perhaps the EU and NAFTA trade zones will have expanded to the point where the globe is one giant free trade zone. Who knows?

That’s no excuse not to plan in the meantime. I would suggest anyone with an interest in maximizing their opportunities investigate how they might increase the number of citizenships they hold. The easiest way to do this is to look at your grandparents – where were they born? Do those countries allow you to obtain citizenships because of your grandparents’ birthplace? Check it out, you might be surprised the opportunities that await you!