Swimming With Dolphins

Friends who see my site usually ask me “Is that picture on your site you as a kid?”, or comment “Gee, you were cute then…what happened?”. Hmph. Yes, the kid is me, and no, nothing happened (except for being bounced off the crossbeams by my father as a child). But like all pictures, there’s a story behind it.

After the naked dash to the ocean...

When I was four, my dad got homesick for Australia, where he was born and raised. We decided to return to Australia for an extended visit, “we” being my parents, because let’s face it, I didn’t really have much of a say in the matter. We moved into a notorious region around Sydney called Bondi Junction for six months, and later spent another half year in Fongaray (near Whangarei) in New Zealand. One day we went to visit my grandparents and go for a day at the beach.

As luck would have it the weather was dark, overcast, and the skies were threatening to rain at any moment. Ominous black waves were rolling into the beach, like perfectly cast cylinders of smoked glass. Intermittently, a dark shape shot down an incoming wave, flashing down the tube before the wave collapsed into the shallower water.

“What’s that in the waves?”, I asked.

“Looks like the dolphins are having some fun surfing the waves,” my father replied.

Now, I was only four, and I didn’t know a lot of stuff (a condition I still suffer, some might argue), but if there was one thing I knew about dolphins is that they were friendly. They liked to play. I liked to play too. Well, that settled it then.

I stripped off all my clothes and headed for the waves like a shot before my parents, preoccupied with the clouds and grown-up conversation, knew what I was doing. And I would have made it, if it weren’t for my father sweeping me up in his arms just as I reached the water’s edge, and wrapping me in his sweater.

And, of course, took a picture.

Ways To Spend A Saturday

I wrote the GMAT (Graduate Management Admission Test) today as part of getting ready to do an MBA. The GMAT is basically a standardized test, similar to the GRE used to qualify students for graduate school in the US. The content of the test:

  • 2 essays questions (1 hour)
  • 37 multiple choice questions on mathematics (75 minutes)
  • 41 multiple choice questions on grammar and reading comprehension (75 minutes)

Overall, everything went well and I received my unofficial score after the test: 720. The test is scored out of 800, but on the normal distribution curve, that score placed me in the 97th percentile.

For anyone looking to take the GMAT, I’d offer the following pieces of advice:

  • Know the material: The topics tested by the GMAT aren’t especially difficult. Anyone who’s completed high school mathematics and English has the knowledge required to complete the test. The key to being able to write the test is practicing the types of questions you’ll see on the test.
  • Know the format: the GMAT is not a traditional test. The test is administered by computer, and the computer adjusts the difficulty of the questions you receive to match your ability. Succeeding is as much a question of knowing what tricks and traps the test employs as it is a question of whether or not you know the material.

To prepare for the GMAT, I would strongly recommend trying the sample questions and tests available from the Graduate Management Admission Council, the body responsible for establishing the GMAT. The GMAC provides a downloadable version of the GMAT computer program, complete with two tests, allowing you to practice using the actual software you’ll be using during the actual GMAT.

GMAT for DummiesAnother resource I used to prepare was The GMAT For Dummies. The book provides comprehensive review of the math and grammer you’ll need to ace the test, as well as numerous examples, sample questions, and even two full length paper tests.With the book, and as little as an hour a week over the course of two months, you should be able to ace the GMAT easily. Good luck!