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Your Government: Powered by Google

Department Of Homeland Security LogoIn a recent short story, Cory Doctorow imagined a world in which Google powers the US border and immigration services. That world conjured up a new term: Scroogled. As nightmarish as the prospect of any fictitious world that can be conjured up by a bastardized compound of the words “Google”, “scrutinized”, “screwed”, it’s not quite as bad as the reality I came across over the last two weeks.

I recently realized I needed to fill out some paperwork to maintain my US permanent resident card. I found the form online, filled it out, and then realized I might actually need to still be in the US in order to submit the form. Something about the US government wanting my bodily fluids I think, and not in a good way.

I was pretty sure the US government already had every scrap of biometrics on me that it could possibly ever need, but rather than blindly submitting the form, I went to the US consulate in Vancouver to see if I could get a definitive answer. Except, apparently, customer service isn’t what a consulate provides, even if you are a legal US resident. The guards at the consulate gave me a 1-900 number to call for information.

Wait…the US government uses 1-900 numbers? Aren’t those those reserved for televangelists and phone sex lines?

Apparently not. For the low-low price of $1.89 a minute, the US government will answer your questions about the absurdly complicated world they created. Hooray! It’s like being stuck in the movie Brazil, but without a British accent to make those whole experience appear polite. But the results were just as comical:

Me: Hi, I’m trying to find out if I need to be in the US to file my I-131? Does that apply if I’ve already got a permanent resident card?

Customs: An I-131? What is that?

Me: It’s a re-entry permit.

Customs: Oh, sorry – we only handle visas on this phone number…

Me: I guess it’s a type of visa…it lets me get back into the country.

Customs: …yeah, we don’t handle that type of visa at this number. Have you tried the US consulate?

Me: Yes. They gave me your number.

Customs: Hmm…well, you know what you might try? Why don’t you Google it?

Google it? Two bucks a minute to be told the answer is on the Internet? What. The. Hell.

At least the guy gave me two other phone numbers to call - one at Vancouver Airport, and the other at the Niagara Falls border crossing. No one picked up the phone at Vancouver Airport, but at the Niagara Falls crossing, I had an eerily familiar experience:

Me: <same as above>

Customs: Hmm, I don’t really know about the I-131.

Me: Well, I’ve tried the US consulate, they gave me a number, and the guy there gave me your number. Any other ideas where I can find out about this I-131?

Customs: Well, why don’t you try the Interne–

Me: <click>

Last month, The Atlantic posed the question: is Google making us stupid? I think we have our answer. Rather than turning the US into a pseudo surveillance state as Cory Doctorow envisioned, perhaps the reality is worse: a government that is so inefficient and ill-informed that it relies on a search engine to provide its citizens with access to their own government.

The No-Shill Zone

As if the IOC’s ban on blogging by Olympic athletes wasn’t silly enough, now Friendster (no link whuffie for you!) has gone and fired one of their engineers. One of their popular engineers. Popular for blogging. Seriously - don’t these guys like free advertising? Or employees and audiences actually paying attention to them? While Friendster and the IOC have been busy losing friends, others in the world of traditional media have been busy trying to make them. Some, like Warner music, are even trying to get cozy with bloggers any way they can, while some bloggers are eagerly taking them up on their offers.

Advertising in the blogosphere is the topic of heated discussion these days. On the one hand, it’s unclear how advertisers will easily leverage the street-cred offered by blogs. After all, how can you launch an ad campaign when the broadcasters of your message choose you and not the other way around? On other hand, bloggers are understandably concerned that pandering to advertisers will undermine the “purity” of blogging.

I don’t personally think there’s anything wrong with advertising in blogs per se, it’s just that advertising in general is so ham-fisted, whether it’s online or not, that it doesn’t seem to matter.

Consider my insurer. Fred McKell at State Farm sold me some car and apartment insurance about six months ago - and he hasn’t stopped spamming me with junkmail ever since. I’ve called State Farm. I’ve called Fred McKell. Have they stopped? Of course not - they just keep on insisting I should think about life insurance. Me - a twenty-nine year old guy who saves obsessively, has no children, and no mortgage. Earth to State Farm - except for the cost of the pine box in which they’re going to have to funnel what remains of my corpse after the organ transplant recipients have had their pick of my goodies, I ain’t leaving behind any kind of financial burden requiring a pre-emptive financial hedge. You don’t know me or what I want as a consumer, so guess what? La-la-la-I-am-not-listening!

This is the reason it’s going to take a couple rounds before people trying to sell things figure out this new landscape. No longer are you, the producer, in charge of the message. We will find you. We will figure out if and why you’re important. We will determine what gets propagated to others. If you’re lying to us, we’ll know - and we’ll tell everyone about it. And if you try to get in our face and interrupt our lives with garbage we don’t care about, we will ignore you, use tools to bypass you, exercise our rights to route around you, and break your Orwellian control mechanisms (either by ourselves, or by presenting a significant enough market to encourage your competitors to do it for us).

The reason corporations don’t like this new landscape for promoting products: it’s hard. You don’t just order up a side of fanatical consumer devotion like a 30-second ad spot, even if it’s during the Super Bowl - money will not buy you friends here. Just look at the current struggles of the RIAA. They’ve just been sitting back and cranking the handle on a hype machine that has enabled them to sell crap and still achieve a decent return. No wonder legitimate artists support the revolution. This new environment will be unforgiving - you’re only going to sell something by building a community of consumers, users, and listeners who love everything you do, track everything you do obsessively, tell everyone they know that cares about what you’re doing, and believe in your product enough to be willing to pay to make sure you keep giving them the good stuff.

I predict the winners in the future of media (and consumer products in general) will only be able to win their consumers through allegiance and word of mouth. The winners will not only build better products and provide better service, but they’ll also find ways to make it easier for their users to tell others about the company and its products in their own voice. Want to know how to do this? Look at Phish and its practice of allowing people to tape their concerts. Look at the Amazon Associates program, which allows web sites to make money by linking to Amazon products (where success requires the web site to drive traffic by providing a value to visitors). Look at Cory Doctorow, Larry Lessig, and Dan Gillmor, all of whom have built a cult-like following for their blogs and other writings, released their books for free on the Internet, had them translated and propagated around the world by their devotees, and have still made money in the process.

Any company that provides people what they want and provides an easy way to tell others about it will reap the benefit of network effects that will catalyze explosive growth. Now that’s an upside worth advertising.