It’s finally happened - Steven Spielberg is making a Tintin movie. Backoff bitches, the role is mine! Observe:
And that’s on a bad hair day. With a little Gumption™ and a few hours in makeup, I can have that cowlick hairstyle standing three, maybe four inches high. You know how to contact me.
(Alright, I’m kidding here - but I have loved Tintin ever since I was a kid. Growing up, a red-headed boy only had him and Danny Dunn to look up to as red-headed role models. Well, at least until Ron Weasley came along, but I’m not sure he sets the right example for the rest of us “gingers”.)
Nah, the nose is all wrong
And the eyebrows too closely associated to their actual eyes.
E/.
Looks like they’re doing full motion capture animation on this one….sorrry…
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/film/story/2007/05/15/tintin-movies.html?ref=rss
Motion capture? I could do that! I move!